Quick Six-Pack Abs!

Winter is coming to an end quicker than i can finish my 3rd Cosmo for breakfast. I'm just kidding about the Cosmos at breakfast...winter is not actually ending THAT fast! But the fact is winter IS almost over and as our thoughts turn to Spring and Summer and pool parties and swim suits... we quickly realize we are carrying around a little extra weight courtesy of staying indoors and watching The Golden Girls on DVD while eating Ben & Jerry's straight out of the container and enjoying Rose reminiscing about the good ol' days back in Minnesota. Or maybe that's just me.

Well, I am here to reveal TO YOU, RIGHT here, RIGHT now the secret to six-pack-abs and a slim, sexy summer ready body...

Introducing, for a limited time only.... The 50lb Fork and Knife!

Are you like millions of others and are tired of being able to eat your food too easily?  Do you often find yourself saying things like...If there was just a way to SLOW DOWN my food intake I could FINALLY get that modeling contract?

Well, look no further, we here at Sweat Laugh Live have searched high and low and are proud to offer you this exclusive offer!

All kidding aside...here is the REAL truth...

The truth about abs is that you have a layer of fat between the skin and the muscle, and it doesn't matter how many crunches you do, if you don't cut down that layer of fat, you'll never see your abs. You have to do exercises that are high in caloric expenditures -- compound joint movements like squats, lunges, lower body exercises that recruit a lot of muscle fibers because they're incorporating more than one muscle group. The overall result is that you burn more calories.

Abs are made in the kitchen, not with gimmicky ab machines.  The truth is most people need to concentrate a little harder on getting rid of the "KEG" so they can get to the "SIX-PACK."

Work Hard, Eat Well.... and if you really want a 50 lb fork and knife, I will be more than happy to ship them to you for 4 installments of only $19.95