Top 10 Reasons NOT To Exercise

10.  You see nothing wrong with taking up part of someone else's seat on an airplane... shoot, it's not like they PAID for it or anything!

9.  Apparently it's now TRENDY to be big... you wouldn't want to be thought of as unhip would you?

8.  If you're going to pay the same price for a piece of clothing you may as well get the one with the most fabric!  It only makes fiscal sense in this day and age.

7.  Toes? What toes?  If you Can't SEE 'em ya certainly don't need to TOUCH 'em!

6.  If you were busy exercising, how would you POSSIBLY be able to squeeze in enough time to sit in front of your TV?

5.  There's always liposuction... that's safe and easy right?

4.  You always eat healthy... even when you have the occasional fast food meal.

3.   You think gym people are CRAZY and you would much rather prefer being the fatty on the moving sidewalk than the crazy person on the treadmill thank you very much!

2.  Exercise hurts... you get sore and you sweat.  When your joints give out because they are not supposed to carry so much excess weight around, you can just get them replaced... like rotating the tires on your car!

1.  And the number ONE reason NOT to exercise is.... DAMN IT, i would TOTALLY finish this but my Pop Tarts are ready and American Idol is starting.... gotta run, well.. not run actually. You know what I mean!